Mother offers anal cherry for an X-Box 360

And a friend of my on the net takes her up on that offer(*note must sign up to view). I will however show the post of what was said of the whole affair:

Aiight, like dude said, we roll over there and shit is nice. Like real nice. I didn't know Sandy Springs was THAT nice.

She answers the door. She's hot. Like real hot. I didn't know she was gonna be THAT hot.

Anyway, we're let in and she has xboxes just laying around her living room. She was sayin' how since people were selling them to her instead of the offer, she figured she'd stockpile and sell more. Apparently she'd sold some already, so she just kept it moving.

Now, me being the shrewd whitey that I am, I'm like "Yo, a deal's a deal. I didn't come all this way just to have you pay me for the xbox. I can ebay it too. Fuck that". I say that half joking. She's like "No no, you're right. A deal's a deal." She looks at my boy and is like "Would you like a drink? Here, have a seat and watch TV."

He looks at me kinda bug eyed and she shows him to the lil' mini bar in the corner. He proceeds to pour something and she takes my hand and leads me into the bedroom.

She had all these different types of lubes and shit like that. Stawberry kiwi flavored oils and shit. I'm like "yo, where's the anal ease? They make that right?"

She just looked at me and laughed. I really thought that's what the shit was called.

The thing that fucked with me is that I'm sick. Real sick. Like so sick I shouldn't be doing shit sick. And I was high the entire time cause of meds. At one point I'm going at it with her and I had to stop to reach for my pants to get this steriod inhaler my doctor gave me cause I couldn't breathe. After I hit the inhaler twice, I accidently dropped it and hit her on the head.

About half way through it, she stops and she asked me where I wanted to cum, I was like "on the xbox ha ha". She didn't think that was funny, but I laughed.

So the moment arrives, and I go for the back. Which was interesting. Anyway, I'm doing my thang and when I go I yell out "FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" do my thing, and get off the ride.

So I go into the bathroom, wash up, and come out and she goes "What was that?"

I'm like "What?"

"For great justice?"

"Oh, that's just a thing I do."

"... I see."

She goes into the bathroom to do the same. She's in there for a few minutes, comes out and asks me if I want anything before I go. I tell her I got everything I need and to hit me up if she ever wants a PS3. She laughs, and then me and my boy dip.

I don't think that chick was an anal virgin. Frankly, I'm disapointed.

White women are stupid.

Merry Christmas, mother fuckers.


*certain things edited to protect the innocent.*

Classified under: anal, X-Box 360